Tag: laughs
group name: markspoint
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November 07, 2009 10:15 AM EST --
Introduction
This is yet another attempt at humor.
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Smash the Parker Brothers monopoly!
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February 12, 2008 10:11 PM EST --
During a commercial airline flight an Army helicopter pilot was seated
next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began . . .
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February 27, 2008 10:00 PM EST --
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode . . .
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January 12, 2008 12:32 AM EST --
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation . . .
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January 18, 2008 08:28 PM EST --
The man named Max who hated going up steep hills?
He was a bit of an anti-climb Max.
The new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?
They're for people who love meat tender. . . .
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February 11, 2008 03:00 AM EST --
Just when you thought it was safe to open your email.....more riddles!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the . . .
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February 11, 2008 03:05 AM EST --
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" . . .
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February 14, 2008 04:08 AM EST --
I have to agree with this one:
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a . . .
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February 27, 2008 09:27 PM EST --
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit.
"This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said one.
"No! He agreed to . . .
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February 27, 2008 09:53 PM EST --
A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, . . .
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February 27, 2008 09:44 PM EST --
He didn't like the casserole,
He didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right,
He didn't . . .
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February 11, 2008 02:53 AM EST --
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
What did the man with the . . .
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September 27, 2009 03:22 PM EDT --
Do you think you have a sense of humor? If so, which kind is it?
I have a twisted sense of humor, I enjoy sarcasm and feel that often times crude is unappreciated. In real life, I have a thicker . . .
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February 04, 2008 03:17 PM EST --
I told you about the night hubby and I sat at the neighborhood bar and people were buying me drinks and the barmaid having to put shot glasses in front of me for the paid drinks. I have been asked about . . .
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February 12, 2008 10:36 PM EST --
yeah i know lame game but hey a game is a game so lets name some things that you can get at walmart
one per post .......post as many as you would like have fun
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October 18, 2008 11:43 PM EDT --
I ws watching this comedian Brian Reagan the other night with my friends. He told a story about how his little boy said he had a joke for his daddys career. Here is the joke:
How . . .
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April 17, 2009 11:03 AM EDT --
I don't know if this is a true story or not.
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February 11, 2008 12:43 PM EST --
this should be a fun one i wonder how many we all can come up with
youknwo the rules one book per post and post as many as you like
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May 27, 2009 09:30 AM EDT --
Five Funny Messages to Send via Twitter
- The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
- I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.
- Crime doesn't pay... Does . . .
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September 09, 2009 10:42 AM EDT --
You'll Love this !
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to . . .
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